Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

As you start to get older, sometimes you suddenly notice... "Man, I need to wipe." Whether it's from fart dust or remnants left over from your last battle for the throne, it won't matter anymore... you can say goodbye to undie stains and stanky-ass-syndrome with this bidet! After installing this, my anus has never been cleaner throughout the day. Every man should have one of these. Once I'm done pooping, a couple of sprays, one wipe, and that's it. I use 1/4 of the toilet paper that I used to, so this thing will practically pay for itself over the life of the product. It was odd at first to have cold, pressurized water streaming at my brown star, but once I accepted the benefits and got used to it, it's amazing. Pair this with a Squatty Potty and the dream team will be complete. It's time to come out of the paper-age. Save the day with your bidet!