Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This jacket is something else. First off, it's heavy. Like Cannibal Corpse heavy. Probably made from the hides of cows who listen exclusively to Norwegian Death Metal. However, it's not new school. This is the 80's-punk-screw-authority-mohawk-wearing-smoking-in-the-school-bathroom kind of old school. Immediately upon wearing it, my lip instinctively curled into a rockstar sneer and my I gained 37 badass points. In fact, the coat actually PLAYS "Rebel Yell" when I put it on. Girls panties in a 30 foot radius immediately disintegrate and my bike gains 24 horsepower. I wreck homes just by riding past them. Fathers instinctively lock their daughters in their rooms at the sound of the YKK zipper being zipped up. Your experience may differ, but for the price, what do you have to lose? I was in no way compensated for this review, but I probably should have been.