Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

If you have keratosis pilaris, now you don’t. Using this in the shower with a urea body wash, and Amlactin right out of the shower, will make your skin look like you’ve never had a mark on it. Don’t go too ham with it, unless you want to know what it looks like under your epidermis. I was using urea body wash and Amlactin with pretty good results, but this towel had me wanting to wear tank tops and shorts in 10 degree weather after using it for one week. My Greek and French ancestors said “how about pale enough to signal planes when the light hits her, but also thick black hair - everywhere.” and I said why? Also no? This towel’s on my side. Razor burn? Not any more. Scrub those legs with this bad boy before you shave and the hair will practically jump out of your follicle and onto the razor. Dead skin almost falls off by itself when it sees this blood-red towel coming for its @ss. My skin looks like art inspo for Michelangelo’s marble sculptures. Hyperpigmentation? Who is she? My complexion went from flour tortilla to offensively pale silk in a week. Think of this like a tool - a sand grinder, to be honest - use safety. Practice on your legs. Know where your thin skin is and don’t use the same pressure everywhere. If those little jjimjilbang towels never did enough for you, this is a good middle point between those and fine grit sandpaper. Get it. Cut it in half, or thirds, and you’ve got a towel that won’t lose its grit for I don’t know how long, cause it’s been a month and still feels brand new. Solid purchase. I love you, Death Towel.