Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

When the time comes to wipe, there’s only one toilet paper I will use - which is why I ordered this Scott toilet paper from Amazon. Sure, I could buy it at the store, but why leave the house when it can magically arrive on my doorstep? It’s thin, as the other reviews have stated, but there is a solution - you just spin that roll an extra time or two and you’ve got enough to clean ur your mess. One spin, or course you’ll say “oh it’s super thin” and twist that baby a few more times and “badda big, badda boom” - problem solved. Question to ponder: Who actually reads toilet paper reviews?!?! Click like if you read this because I seriously need to make some statistical chart about online toilet paper review readers...... Got to go poo now, and believe you me, it will be Scott that cleans my bum today!