Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

In case you didn't read the ingredients, this product contains Vor-Mag water. That's right. This water has been vortexized and magnets were involved. I'm no alchemist, but I reckon this is 29% more mystical than plain old, garden variety non-Vor-Mag water, and it may significantly reduce the dangers posed by Dihydriogen Monoxide! However, if you are allergic to magnetism or vortices, you may want to consult your physician before using this product. Seriously, these people are geniuses - I wish I had thought of this. My wife tells me this is an outstanding makeup primer AND finishing spray. It really sets the powder and provides a lovely dewy finish. I have no idea what any of this means, but I can attest that my wife is a real looker, so the results are A++. It also smells like lovely roses, not too overpowering - Just a fresh light scent. I know this because she sprays me with this product as punishment for my misdeeds, both real and percieved.