Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Okay ppl here it is. I'm a musician (not a mother... thank God aaand no offense) that's played on tour for 20yrs. I recently moved to NY and found myself traveling a lot so, I decided to invest in a 3/4 traveler. Actually "invest" is the wrong word. I just needed a beater I could knock around a bit and take with me on the subway/Amtrak instead of my $2g Alverez. Something I wouldn't be upset about if it got damaged or stolen in transit and for the same reasons I didn't want to invest in a higher end traveler (like a baby Taylor) Clearly I know the value of having expensive guitars in your arsenal. I myself have over $16,000 in mine but sometimes there's a need for a cheap beater you don't have to worry about but at the same time doesn't make you cringe every time you play it either. Also I'm a chick that plays dirty rock/metal so there's no need for more then one high end acoustic. That's when I started sifting through countless reviews and to my horror found that most where written by either parents buying guitars for their children, I meeean that totally makes sense but still I wanted to hear from real musicians that needed a cheap guitar for the same reasons I did or (my particular favorite) ppl who think their "experienced musicians" (legends in their own minds if you will) yet, in all their wisdom and "experience" seem to think a guitar should be perfectly in tune right out of the box or for that matter even stay in tune before they had stretched the strings. (Honestly I'm skeptical these ppl even know how to stretch the strings) I kept reading all these reviews where ppl would say "My guitar wouldn't stay in tune but after playing it for about a week it did!!" but they'd say it like it was magic or something lol and furthermore while we're on the subject, fret buzz isn't grounds for returning a guitar. It doesn't mean the guitar is "broken" I know right? Someone actually referred to a guitar as being (wait, I wanna get this right) "The sub par instrument was broken"... I can't even lol so for ppl out there who don't know, all fret buzz means is that the truss rod needs to be adjusted and the guitar intonated. In very rare cases it could mean the neck is warped or frets need to be filed but we're talking RARE for a brand new instrument. Also for all you ppl out there with your scathing one star reviews whining about how the STEEL string guitar came with STEEL strings (come on guys Its in the name) complaining that it's "to hard"... aaaah it's supposed to be hard. Yes, it's gonna hurt. It will continue to hurt until you build up calluses on your fingers you idiots. Also, fun fact nylon strings are for children, classical guitars, ukuleles and NOTHING else. So man up or you'll never learn to play an acoustic guitar. Sorry, it's just infuriating after reading a hundred some odd reviews of the same thing over and over again. Actually, I'm not sorry. I get that as a beginner or parent you're not gonna know some of this stuff just yet but my God, that's what Google is for. Clearly my venom excludes children. It's people like you that made me feel the desire to even write this. You know who you are. Anyway, after selectively finding reviews that where actually helpful from real musicians I finally decided on the Oscar Schmidt OH1 but had no wild expectations of it. As you may have discerned things like cosmetics and over all looks wasn't really a part of my decision making process. All I cared about was an inexpensive non-cringing or ass like tone in a convenient travel size. So, when I say this I don't say it lightly. After getting my OS in the mail today and AFTER I tuned it, stretched the strings and tuned it again... it's great. Seriously as a cheap 3/4 traveler (beater)acoustic it's sound quality is worth far more than $100. For all of you that actually care about what it sounds like, in my professional opinion I would say it has a much bigger sound than I expected in a 3/4 size parlor acoustic. The bass end is big for it's size and it's not overbearingly tinny either. So, I don't cringe when I play it and overall it doesn't have an ass like tone which is great. It's absolutely perfect for what I need it to do and for those ppl who care about this sort of thing yes, it's also pretty. So from an actual "experienced musician" to others out there looking for an acoustic guitar for the same purpose... as in, something to screw around on because you don't want to forget a riff or song you're writing when inspiration hits on the go it's perfect and will do just fine;) Also to all of the parents out there buying your child's first acoustic guitar I think they would be thrilled with it and you will be too. P.S. I took a photo of the OS with my Alverez single cutaway so you wouldn't have to do what I did and try to guess it's size in comparison. Keep in mind that my Alverez is an auditorium size guitar so it's smaller then a regular dreadnought acoustic.