Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

My family is very small. There are seven of us, but, individually, we're very small people. We thought this home would be perfect. Three months in though, I'm going to be honest: we're pretty cramped. Movie nights are a wreck. There's no room for a big TV. Also, there's no electricity. And no toilet. What kind of home doesn't come with a toilet? Is that even legal? Frankly, I don't know how much longer we can do this.