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For too long did I allow the terrorists in my home -- also known as my children -- to dictate the terms of engagement. "Here, Dad, you take this cheap little one-shot Nerf knock-off we got you for Father's Day, and we'll take our Nerf sniper rifles and shot guns and machine guns, and we'll have a battle! It'll be awesome!" A man can only put up with so much. That's right, it was payback time, friends and neighbors. So I ordered myself the Nerf N-Strike Elite Retaliator Blaster, and I waited until the overconfident little whippersnappers called me out. And then I unleashed holy hell. Two minutes later they were cowering in their closets, vanquished. It was a great day for the downtrodden, for fathers, and yes, for America.