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★★★★★
this thing has so many uses
My wife recently got this device as a white elephant gift for christmas. She has loved using it to slice bananas to put in her cereal each morning. However the other night I found an alternative use. I have teenage daughters. One of them is always dating boys from the wrong side of the tracks. New Years Eve she brought home her latest flavor of the month. Usually I try to chat with these gentleman about their intentions towards my daughter. Typically occupy my hands by cleaning my vast array of assault rifles while i chat with the fellow. However this night i was fresh out of gun oil. Always the one to improvise, I grabbed a pack of Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs and the banana slicer. I proceeded to discuss my fatherly love for my daughter while slicing the hot dogs into mico thin slices.
Not only did this young man bring my daughter home by 9 pm New Years Eve, i am told he has now moved to another city.
Thanks Chef'n Bananza!!!!
