Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I got a fish.... much to the disappointment of everyone I have met I named it Voldebo but this time I would not let the boy die. This time I splurged at the Petco and got the handsome fella a contraption to keep his handsome tropical fish feathers flipping around the fish tank. Chicago is cold and I didn't want my new small child to turn into a frozen fish filet but oh dear oh my god his tank was so far from a pluggy for his IMPORTANT source of heat and his poor little fishy tushy coulda turned into a big ol crackly ice crust if it weren't for this 12-foot extension cord with 3 outlets 2 prongs 16 gauge twist-to-close safety outlet covers. Jesus christ it's perfect in length and size and saved this little boy's life,,, now he sits upon the shelf like a gosh darn king and we can all worhsip his glory... at least me. I love him. I am glad he is alive. Thank you extention cord. You have made me happier than I ever thought possible.