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Coffee + Mushrooms = Powerful placebo. Oh, and it tastes pretty good.
This is a Bay Area as Bay Area gets. Well, unless you're a company that makes $500 smoothie machines powered by overpriced squeezable packets. So here's the deal: In a city where microdosing is the new hotness, it makes sense that people would start drinking shroom laced Folgers in convenient individual serving packets. Though I'm a life long Oregonian, Portland is now a suburb of San Francisco. It was only a matter of time before someone on the Neutropics subreddit suggested these as a way to boost your Elysium subscription. So did we try it? Oh, did we. For two weeks, the entire office was in a euphoric state of enlightenment. The taste...that...taste...actually starts to grow on you. It's just smooth. Then we burned out. Too. Many. Shrooms. So now I might have one...maybe two packets a week. So here's the deal: Buy it because the price has dropped. Buy it because it's W A Y better than whatever that instant starbucks stuff is. Buy it because it tastes good and is 100% compatible with your heated Arrowhead office water dispenser. But don't buy it for your brain. Don't buy it because it's going to take you from failed startup to unicorn.
February 2018 · Grocery and Gourmet Food · verified purchase
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