Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I ordered this mug after I saw Jon Snow take drink from a similar tankard at Castle Black. I thought to myself, if a horned mug is the preferred drinking vessel from which the Lord Commander takes ale, then a horned mug I shall have. I came across Norse Tradesman’s mug and I knew it was the mug for me. It holds 30 ounces of ale! Thirty! The rest of the petty mugs I came across hold a mere 20 ounces - not even enough to get Tyrion Lannister a buzz. I placed my order and not but 2 days later did I received the polished Jug. I filled the jug with ale and my two roommates instinctively took to their knees as I placed it to my lips. Just the presence of this mug established my dominance as the unquestioned alpha male. I am now the Warden of my 600 square foot 3 bedroom flex apartment, and my orders serve as law. One of my roommates was showering and I needed to shower so I opened the curtain showed him my new mug. Recognizing my power he silently stepped out, still covered in shampoo, and offered me the tub, and his undying loyalty. Now let’s talk about the product itself. It’s a large beautiful mug that is polished, sturdy and durable. Shipping was easy and the packaging is great! Usually I throw away all products’ packaging but the pouch it came in is really cool and unique! In conclusion this is an amazing product, which should be owned by every man woman and child in the seven kingdoms. All parents should buy this mug for their children and allow them to take it to school for show-and-tell. It will drastically increase the child’s popularity and ensure he succeeds in life. Without it, parents are leaving their kids future to chance. I have seen the white walkers, I have seen the Dothraki death riders, I have seen blood magic bring men back from the dead, but never in my life have I seen a horned mug that compares to this one. Unbroken, Unbent, Unbowed,