Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I was sitting at work in between house calls, wearing my normal attire consisting of dress pants and a button down shirt with horrible arm-prisons known as “sleeves”, then I came across this shirt and ordered it without question, I didn’t even NEED reviews, this shirt speaks for itself. This is just the tank top an amazing, burly, mushroom-cloud of American fury like me should be wearing. Unisex? No says I. They only say that because all the ladies want to wear it come morning. 2-3 days estimated shipping time later, life changed forever. This tanktop packs a punch that might be too much for the timid or weak. Be prepared for a wild rollercoaster ride the second you wear this. The minute I put this shirt on, my Hyundai turned into an F-350 with stacks and mud tires, my short hair became a flowing and glistening blonde mullet, and my cat turned into Jaime Pressly holding a 30 rack of rocky-tapping Coors light. We hopped in my rig, did a burn out, and I high fived a bald eagle wearing sunglasses that looked strikingly like the one on my shirt. Wearing of this tank top will change your whole lift though, so use caution. I started that day as a door-to-door ShamWOW salesman and I awoke from my tank top adventure married to a model, mayor of my town, an oil baron, and I was voted sexiest man alive. It’s been a wild ride and I owe it all to this shirt.