Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

This case is the America of cases for your iPhone. It'll stop any taliban member dead in their track with a quick toss at the temple all while keeping your precious Netflix Watching Device completely protected. It fits tighter than a Barrett .50 in a soup can, and its raised edges keep your American flag and bald eagle background from getting scratched up when you lay it on its face. You can take your phone with this case a jam it right into the mag slot on an M4 and it'll fire expensive Apple products at your enemies. The camera cutout and the ports on the side and bottom are wide enough to drive a M1 Abrams through yet they still lock out dirt better than one. The lock and volume buttons are textured to keep your fingers from slipping off when your hands are covered in the tears of the weak, yet it still slides into your pocket better than a freshly cleaned mag. 12/10 would recommend this case to any non-communist out there. Would rate more than 5 stars if possible, probably would rate 50 stars, cause Merica.