Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I'm a dude. I think a pretty classic, manly one too. I carry a knife. I don't wear skinny anything. I own road flares and paper maps. And guess what? I dig a good candle in the wintry north. I don't get why candles are almost exclusively marketed to women. What do you mean, "Valentine's Day Gift for Her"? This was a gift from me to me, and me is a he, and he has a hairy chest upon which many a beer have been spilt. Seriously, when it's freezing cold and the sun is hibernating, there's nothing like a good, warm glow that eliminates my natural odor of fart and balls. The candles are even burning, very long lasting, and have a pleasant but not too foo-foo smell. I'll take it.