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ranked #123,250 most helpful
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★★★★★
The perfect shoes for crushing elephants
I bought these shoes after Wendy kicked some Texas butt the other day. They are not only real comfortable but they are great for crushing elephants. When they are cruising head-on for your vagina, simply jump up in the air and begin stomping them senseless. I recommend them highly.
Plethoro, wife of Freemarketer
