Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Ah... Fiber One bars, the nectar of the gas gods. I love these tasty little tidbits. Guaranteed to cause intense, forceful, angry gastro-intestinal outbursts along with pure fecal precipice. Just one of these bad boys will continually lift you off your seat like a piston in a steam powered locomotive!!! If you love methane, hydrogen sulfide and / or the pure, unadulterated joy of drive-by farting in your neighborhood supermarket / fashion mall, these babies are for you!!! A good source of dietary fiber, (though I suppose I really don't "need" them too much, as I am as regular as "morning wood on a 17 year old male"). But man oh man, are they fun. Surprisingly delicious if you can handle the side effects. When I bring a bar to the office for my mid-morning snack, I make sure I'm prepared with and / or to do, the following three things: First... Be sure to have an air freshener nearby. (This one is a must!!!). Second be sure you have a fully operational audio device on hand at a decibel level that will "drown out" the instantaneous and unpredictable gaseous discharges. And last but not least, a good joke at hand. This will help to explain the whimsical, giddy, inevitable chuckling that will occur as a result of eating these little buggers. Especially when a co-worker, (hopefully a he, not a she), makes his or her way through the ground hugging, crop dusting cloud that's formed within a 25 foot perimeter of your sphincter. The Fiber One cereal(s), for whatever reason don't seem to have the same effect... If you like farts as much as I do, these are fun for the whole family!!!