Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I'll admit, first glance at the packaging and I was a little worried. I thought to myself, oh no... here we go again. I'm going to have to mess around with packaging boxes for returns and pay for postage... oh cheese. Well.... GUESS WHAT? NO! NAY I SAY! This product has turned my tiny dorm room into a magically lit tranquarium that changes colors! I feel like a fishy in a tiny fish bowl in paradise... only... I have a computer. I s*** you not, as I type this review, I am being distracted by the mesmerizing changing colored lights projected all across my room by this tiny little box. I'll admit, you shouldn't buy it for the speakers. I didn't. But then again I haven't tried them yet, they could be really good and I wouldn't even know it. So look for another review talking about the speakers. Back to the lights.... I sit underneath my changing color ocean waved purple green and yellow ceiling, slowly drifting in and out of the illusion of space time, reconciling with this fragile existence i have created for myself. THIS THING MAKES LIFE MORE POIGNANT (i don't know what that word means)! I TELL YOU! BUY THIS! TAKE MY MONEY NOW!