Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

So, I got these in the mail today. I was skeptical at first due to the reviews and lack of a good sizing chart. But they fit great and I expect them to be amazing for the hikes I plan on going on. I'll break down some of the complaints I saw in some of the other reviews or worries I had... Size and fit: I'm a solid size 14 dress size for women. I'm 5'6" and weigh around 200 pounds (I don't really know, it's been a minute since I last weighed myself). I have hips around the 46" mark (dat booty). I purchased the XXL and they fit great! They aren't too tight and I have moving room in them. I am fond of the elastic in the waist as I won't have to worry about plumbers crack when moving around or hiking them up all the time. The length on them is good, but I will say that they do go up a bit high on the waist. These are high waisted pants. Belt: Lord, the belt is terrible. The belt is opened by pressing the front of the "buckle" on the right-hand side (if you're looking down at it, the side that doesn't get removed). I would recommend NOT using it. Pockets: Yep, they're everywhere. Ther is only ONE (1) back pocket, not sure how important those are to you. Two normal pockets that zip up. I don't know how well they will fit my phone (Note 8). I broke my phone case and it's supposed to arrive tomorrow so I don't know how well it will work. Even if you're worried about something falling out of your pockets, don't... they all zip up! Zippers: So, these pants convert into shorts. The zipper on the legs will be covered by a flap of fabric and doesn't seem too uncomfortable to me. The zipper falls below my knee so I don't anticipate them digging in if/when I sit while they're shorts. Noise: Yeah... they make noise when you walk. It's gonna happen. Sounds like you're pumpin' your arms real fast while wearing one of those old-school windbreakers. But seriously, don't let this deter you. If you're having fun and hiking, who cares how much noise your pants make!