Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Man oh man, I get all the looks from all the girls in these chumpies. I was riding my bike in other pants, shorts I think, and people were like "why do you have shorts on, it's cold out". Now I wear these pants, and all the girls look twice. The first time they're like "look at that guy who's soaking wet and on his way to work in the rain" and the second look is all "dang dude, his calves are like pa-pow". Aw yeah. Here's what I like about these here pants. They're tight around the bottom so they don't get caught up in my chain. The pockets have zippers so my phone doesn't fall out. They have Adidas stripes so I look like Run DMC if they were idiot dads riding their bikes in the rain to work. Buy a different color than me so we're not twins.