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The CTA Digital Pedestal Stand for iPad 2/3/4 with Roll Holder should be MANDATORY in every home. It saved my life and it could save yours. The day was Tuesday, October 22nd 2013. It was just an ordinary day in my life. Or so I thought. You see, I work at a factory which produces Hutzler 571 Banana Slicers. As you can imagine, business is good and we are incredibly busy with the holiday season approaching. I often work 60, some times even 80 hours a week and come home exhausted. As with any other Tuesday, I arrived home from my 16 hour shift and was promptly greeted by my lovely pet weasel named Muffins. After playing with Muffins for a few minutes, I felt that familiar, yet unwelcomed sensation in my stomach. I knew that nature was calling, and I had to answer. For those who don't know, being in a factory makes receiving cell phone service difficult. The thick concrete walls and large metal machinery block the signal. Pair that with a long shift, and my phone battery light was blinking like the consoles on the USS Enterprise. Therefore, before I made my way to the facilities to answer nature's call, I decided to plug my phone into the charger. This choice nearly cost me my life. I sat down on the throne, and began the daily tradition of expelling evil from within. Everyone knows this can be a long and boring process, so I always keep my iPad firmly attached to the CTA Digital Pedestal Stand for iPad 2/3/4 with Roll Holder, resting not too far from my Charmin Ultra Strong Mega Roll. Strong, yet soft and absorbent. I started off playing a tough, but rewarding game of Mahjong. Then it struck. I won't lie, I'm not the handyman type. I had never noticed how loose my toilet seat had become. I will never make that mistake again. As I did a small jump of joy from successfully finishing a game of Mahjong, the seat released itself from the toilet. The sound still haunts my dreams. The seat shifted, and thrust me forward as if I were a photon torpedo shooting into a Romulan Warbird. I went hurtling face first into the side of the bathtub, cracking my head right open like a pinata. With nobody else around and no phone nearby, I thought I was done for. Then it struck me, thankfully not literally, the CTA Digital Pedestal Stand for iPad 2/3/4 with Roll Holder! I clutched onto it, and lifted myself up just enough to send out a Skype distress call to anyone who would answer. Thankfully my grandmother was near her computer, and dialed 911 for me. Within minutes, an ambulance arrived and rescued me in my time of need. Those EMTs saved my life, but we all know who the real hero of this story is. The CTA Digital Pedestal Stand for iPad 2/3/4 with Roll Holder. Since the incident, I have purchased one for all of my loved ones. I urge you to do the same. It's too risky not to.