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My roommate bought a 60 pack of these scrumptious flavor-packed ...
My roommate bought a 60 pack of these scrumptious flavor-packed potato crisps. The smell that emanated from the bag wafted into my room and I was sent into a euphoric state of being. After 10 minutes of a delusional high from the smell, I awoke on the kitchen floor with 32 empty bags scattered around me. My roommate let out a soft cry and I turned to face him. The realization that I had just devoured over half of his potato crisps hit him and he went into a maniac rage. He scooped up the closest thing to him, a 7 month old loaf of bread, greener than the pickles you have in your fridge and harder than a man who has just awoken in the morning. If you have never gotten beaten with a loaf of bread, do not try and relate to my life. Just know that you should buy these chips, the drunken stupor that these chips induced was well worth the 9 broken ribs and loss of a home. This experience has only encouraged me to steal again. 5 out of 5.
March 2016 · Grocery and Gourmet Food · verified purchase