Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I had a life changing experience today. I mean I feel like climbing to the highest hill and shouting it to the world, getting a YouTube channel just to tell people about this experience. I've got a story to tell so if you're interested keep reading. So a few weeks ago I posted a status that I unfortunately got a bottle of corked wine...if anyone has tasted a bottle that has been corked you'll know that it tastes HORRIBLE. Well ever since then I could not get this taste out of my mouth. It effected everything. The way all my food tasted and even how everything smelled. I was just sure I had gotten some weird fungi in month and nose and I would never be the same. So I started thinking of solutions. I bought an electric toothbrush and brushed my tongue at least 3 times a day. I even considered seeing a doctor. It was that bad. One night after eating some chocolate that tasted like mold I had had it! This thing had even RUINED chocolate for me! That was the last straw!!! And then it dawned on me. I had watched a buzzfeed video one sleepless night where various people had went to a dentist to get their tongue scraped. It was disgusting but I thought that's what I have to do. I told Justin my idea he tells me I'm crazy and it doesn't sound like it's covered by our insurance. So I thought surely you can buy a tongue scraper Amazon. You can buy ANYTHING on Amazon. Sure enough I find one and it has AMAZING reviews. So I use the handy dandy "buy with one click" button. No turning back now. It came in today and I thought I'll test this first. So I ate something first, mold taste per usual. I then went to the bathroom and unwrapped my tongue scraper and went to town. The package says 3-4 times. No. I did it until my tongue was completely pink...like a newborn baby's tongue. The stuff that came off my tongue. I did not think this was possible! I won't go into details about that part. Y'all. I go back to the kitchen pick up that same plate of food and it was like an EXPLOSION of flavors in my mouth. I tasted everything and not one bit tasted or smelled like that mold. I'm cured!!! I'm never going to NOT scrape my tongue ever again!!!! Do yourself a favor. Buy. A. Tongue. Scraper. It's the best thing you'll do for your taste buds. GO. THANK ME LATER.