Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I bought these pens, hoping to use them to vote. As soon as I picked one up I felt the overwhelming need to make my husband a sandwich. I do not have a husband. Bic, you helped me discover my real purpose in life. Please find me a husband. This pen has the powers of Paula Deen and Martha Stewart all in one. This morning, I woke up to find myself furiously crafting with heavily buttered peas. Some call it food, others call it art. I can't quite decide if this is art or food because I just can't seem to make up my mind or have an opinion after using this pen. I've started inexplicably making a curtsey when I enter and leave a room. Thank you Bic, I owe you a life full of servitude.