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people found this helpful, as of 2023
ranked #164,160 most helpful
out of 571,544,897 reviews
★★★★☆
You can't have cheat meals with this, or face the wrath of the orange Jello discharge!!
This works at blocking fat absorption into your body.. A little too well. So well that I couldn't last a week on it. This isn't a cute little pill that you can take and eat normally while watching the pounds shed away effortlessly. You HAVE to eat a healthy virtually fat-free diet ALREADY, or you WILL feel the effects, and they're not pretty. The cramps, the farting, the running to the bathroom like you had bad seafood every meal... And the ORANGE JELLO DISCHARGE if you don't make it in time. You know what that seepage pouring out of your crack without you knowing is? All the unabsorbed excess fat the pill blocked. Yep, it's not in your body anymore, it's running down your leg. The less fat you eat, the less these effects will happen. And don't even think that you can have a cheat meal because you skipped the pill before eating; the residual drug still in your system from yesterday will make you regret eating that bucket of fried chicken you thought you could get away for Friday. I learned that the hard way.
You know how in video games there's a "hard mode" that gives slightly better rewards? This is that mode for losing weight. So why am I still rating it highly despite only using it a week and experiencing the worst of it? Because I could see this actually working for the right, dedicated person. If that's not you, either wear a diaper and/or I hope you don't wear white pants!!
June 2022 · Health and Household · verified purchase