Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Please please please don't think you can squeeze into a size smaller than you are. I'm 5'2 130lbs and bought this to firm my belly that is not firm itself anymore. I usually wear a size small in everything: not this time. When it came, I got it and was soooo excited to put it on and knock everyone dead. That did not happen. It looked a little small but I thought, well it's supposed to be so it squishes you all in. So I tried my best to shimmy my way into it from the feet up. Nope. I don't have a big butt but this devil garment sure made me feel like my boot was HUGE because I could not pull it past my hips. Ok cool, nbd I'll just pop this baby on like a shirt. Nope. I never thought I had wide shoulders till I put this she-beast on. Momma didn't raise no quitter, so I try from the bottom up again and I'm making progress. I somehow manage to get my sausage self into this vice and wow. It does not look good. Let me tell you, it is not the spandex, it is me. I do not fit in this. Then it dawns on me: I need to get out of this. I decided I won't pull it off like a shirt because I probably wouldn't be able to and my boobs don't need any torture. So I start to pull it down the way it came up. Nope. This baby just rolls into a constricting donut around my hips and I am stuck. It's not going up and it is not coming down. Instead it is turned into a tight roll that is stuck right under my belly and the top part of my boot. Man o man did I see the most heinous muffin top my pudgy self ever had. I'm starting to panic. I've been struggling with this demon for about 20 minutes and I have gotten nowhere. I am pulling here and squeezing there but this monster is not budging and it is starting to really hurt. I am now in a full blown sweat in my bathroom with no help in sight. I'm thinking I'm going to have to cut my way out because I'm starting to freak the duck out. I no joke took 40 MINUTES of wrestling and even cracked a nail wrestling before I finally got it off. I have no beef with this devil because she was only doing her job. She works and works well. I will be getting a bigger size because I see her potential. If all else fails I may just have to try to whip myself back into shape but if not, I could always go back to wrestlemania with this tough lady.