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The moment this cologne was dropped into my mailbox, I could feel my testosterone spiking. My balls dropped faster than a squirrel's on vacation in one of the great, ancient redwoods during mating season. This manly wood and clove scent has inspired greatness! I have evolved into a moose-wrestling, hare-eating, falconeering lumberjack with a beard that would almost make make Chuck Norris do a double take....almost... My wife has latched onto me tighter than a cougar with a fresh kill turning our home into something akin to a forested mating ground. Cheers to you Duke Cannon!