Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

shooo buddy.... nuff said. death to all but black label. this coffee will make your teeth curly and your hair straight. ever stuck a fork in a light socket? yeah, me either... but i imagine the jolt of the socket is nothing compared to the jolt this coffee gives you. i was clean shaven this morning... by 9am i had a full viking beard and chest hair that would make burt reynolds and austin power's love child blush. by noon i had crafted an entire 1:1 scale replica of a terminator T-800 out of toothpicks using only a butter knife and half a tube of toothpaste. had my second cup at 5pm.. why? i like to live on the edge. Also my beard told me to. by 10pm i was cruising around the greater northeast georgia area blasting whitesnake. its now 4am and im in wyoming. idk why. but this is some damn good coffee.