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Stealth Naturism: Pants for When You Can't Go Pantsless
Man, it's hot in LA. My place doesn't have air conditioning, and neither does my truck. And I run warm, because I have a beard, and because I'm an unrepentant meathead who likes to experiment with preworkout stims.
So I'm starting to realize denim was a bad choice.
Enter this pro combination: these pants and Uniqlo Airism boxer briefs. The ventilated crotch gusset keeps my boys breathing easy, and the material is stretchy and light, so movement is totally unrestricted and the shape of my glutes and quads are still available for mirin', without looking like I'm wearing Lululemons.
Stains and water just roll right off, and I can sink-wash and line-dry in like, an hour if, God help me, I have to wear them for a week straight.
I wear a W30L32 in Levi's 514s, and a Small 32 inseam fits me just right, if not quite as low-rise or snug as the Levi's.
-Wrinkles: none.
-Airflow: all.
-Single, subtle cargo pocket: appropriate for church and gym.
-Perfect if you only have space for a single pair of pants.
-Farts: shared immediately with all nearby.
