Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I'm a 23 year old grown man that loves sprinkles on ice cream and I've been on a journey to find, the perfect sprinkle. Since I eat them in mass quantities, I also need to buy in bulk. I tried the bulk bags from our local grocery store and they were hard, crunchy and really didn't appeal to the hearts of sprinkle lovers. I've found ones that I like in Walmart but they only sell them in those tiny 8 ounce bottles. That is really only enough for 3 or 4 rounds of ice cream. I took a real gamble on these, think about it, the potential of getting 2.2 pounds of nasty gross sprinkles was relatively high but boy was I proven wrong. I plowed through the first box of these sprinkles in about 10 days. "That's a lot of sprinkles" you say? Not when you are supposed to stay at home for weeks on end! How can you be sad about the news every day if you have these because these, THESE are the perfect sprinkle. Soft and tasty, they have a the perfect amount of sprinkle waxiness. They look as good as they taste too. Now, you say, well how did these change your life? Well, these delicious nuggets of sugar and food coloring can turn your blood into basically pure sucrose. Your mind becomes clear and you can elevate your being to the next state. The first bite of ice cream with these sprinkles? A powerful mixture of risk and bliss. Will you get diabetes? Maybe. Will you enjoy the moment of a huge bowl of ice cream and sprinkles? ABSOLUTELY! So now I'm no longer just a regular guy, I'm a regular guy with pre-diabetes and a sprinkle addiction. Do I regret it? Not for a minute.