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My friend bought one, I told him it was a REALLY bad idea, but he didn't listen. Long story - short is: it went missing the day after he got it. Then he called me all paniced and irrational. I reluctently went over to check on him but then HE was missing. I'ts been a few days, and I havn't slept a wink. I've got 3 flashlights with me at all time. The police won't do a thing (I mean it's been days!) and Marc's GONE. Please, please DO NOT buy this. save yourse