Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

I can't review this faithfully -- I haven't eaten it -- but I have transcribed a note that the birds left me: "OMG SO GOOD THANK YOU THANK YOU. Chester is getting fat because he eats too much suet, and the grackles are always around so there's more competition, but this is like a buffet dropped from heaven. HEAVEN! I don't know where you get it, but please don't stop. This is so much better than bugs and worms. We are never hungry. This is bird crack, and we're probably addicts, but this is the best thing that's ever happened to us. To show our appreciation, we have decided to ensure that we don't defecate on your car (as much) anymore." See? This stuff is awesome. My bird friends approve.