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My major award arrived a few days ago, had that fancy Italian word right on the box. My eyes boggled, overcome by art! I had just the place for it, right in front of my dining room window. The flick of a switch and the lamp blazed forth an unparalleled glory! Its indescribably beautiful! It reminds me of the 4th of July! We quickly turned off all the lights and ran to see what it looked like from the street. The neighbors came out to admire the glory with us. The entire neighborhood was turned on. This beauty can be seen up and down Cleveland street, a symbol of my victory! What a great lamp!