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I opened this up and inflated it in my living room, but there wasn't a stream or a river or anything in the box. I guess I have to add my own. I tried to test it out in the bathtub, but the bath isn't big enough. I did accidentally pull my shower curtain down off the rail when I tripped over an oar. I hit my head on the side of the kayak instead of the tub, so that was good. Anyway, then I couldn't get out of the tub because my legs were tangled in the shower curtain and the kayak was on top of me. My dog thought it was funny and jumped on top and started licking my face. I blindly grabbed for something, and accidentally turned on the shower. Anyway, after I got the bathroom aired out, I managed to pull the kayak out into the back yard and pretended my lawn was a level 4 white waters thing. It helped that the sprinklers activated in the middle of it all. The dog jumped on top of me again. Finally, i strapped the thing to the top of my car and drove up to the nearest mountain stream. I had forgotten that the kayak was both inflatable *and* deflatable. The wind kept trying to pull the kayak up off the car, but I'd tied it tight enough, it just resulted in less traction on my steering. Which is a bad thing on mountain roads. The car went off the side and rolled over and over, landing on its top in, ironically, a mountain stream. So, with the car upside down on top of the kayak, me in the car, and the whole mess in the stream, we floated all the way back down through Golden, past the Coors factory, and out the east side of Denver. My car was totaled. But the kayak was awesome. I recommend it. Just, make sure you have a mountain stream handy, and deflate it before you tie it to the top of your car.