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As a department head, I've spent countless hours poring over curriculum vitae in search of qualified candidates. Now, thanks to Delicious, I no longer have to fret over whether applicants possess the necessary qualifications. All the qualifications they need are on display, eager for my evaluation. It's so much easier to objectify potential adjuncts now. I think of all the time I wasted asking candidates to lean over my desk to point something out in a dissertation or bend over and pick up a dropped Scantron for me. Thank you, Delicious, for making misogyny and objectification in academia so much easier.