Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Love the pillow! I wore it to the local park and wound up in jail 5 hours later. Someone called the cops on me because he or she thought that I had huffed a bunch of spraypaints and shoved my head into a Thanksgiving turkeys butt then passed out on a park bench. This wasn't that big of a deal, but the fact that I had slept so hard from this insanely comfortable device a group of homeless people had stolen my pants and underwear. When I came to my hands were stuck in the pillow like a Chinese finger trap running around naked from the waist down screaming for help as I thought I was being chased by the homeless people that stole my pants. Unfortunately, it was the police I had managed to blindly escape them and smash through the display glass of a Little Ceasers Pizza. Overall it was the worst experience of my life, but the fact that I could sleep so hard that a group of homeless people could de-pants me in a public park at 6 o'clock in the afternoon is a testament to how effective this gigantic female genitalia looking device really is. Thank you Ostrich Pillow!!! Now I get to wear it in prison as underwear with the hole in the back.