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Swallowed one before my arraignment. Came out pretty easy. In the processing area I used it to pick my handcuffs. Undid the screws to the guard lounge keypad used it to short the wires and pop the door. Raided the fridge and used it to pop a couple cold ones before heading to the guard locker area. Used it to pry open a guard locker. Put on uniform. Strolled out the front door with the confidence and demeanor only a owner of the Claw - The World's Smallest Multitool could give you. Used the claw to pry a car door window frame far enough open to push a stick in and hit the unlock in a late 90's Honda Civic. I then used it to make short work of the ignition key cylinder. I then hit up a clothing donation box, the Claw made easy work of that too. I'm now spotting an ill fitting 1970's era velour suit that smells like a funeral home cruisin down i-95 headed for the freedom of the nearest non-extradition border. As I write this I'm just a shadow in a sea of tourists sitting at a tiki-bar. Bartender grabs my next round looks like he's about to open it for me. I interject, "No...I got this one."