Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

PSA.... IF you ever need to repair a shoe that your daughter wants to take to college, AND you think you are handy and can do it yourself, I wanted to just share a word of caution. IF you were to maybe buy this PROFESSIONAL STRENGTH BOOT and SHOE GLUE on Amazon, please just trust and believe that product description is straight facts. I am fairly certain this glue would reattach a bumper to a semi. I would also let you know that said glue is basically invisible, so if you are not wearing your glasses (or even if you are), you maybe should not be on the phone trying to talk while also trying to pretend you are MF’ing Geppetto because you will 100% get the glue all over both of your hands, and then you will 100% put your hands together, which will 100% IMMEDIATELY glue both of your hands finger to palm together. So... I will now spend the remaining months of this dumpster fire that is 2020 removing glue from my hands and trying to grow new fingerprints. I was laid off due to this pandemic and I would just like to say, thanks be to God I’m not looking for a job right away because nothing screams “professional” like getting cut by your candidate’s super glue sharp as glass shard handshake. Needless to say, the shoes are repaired and perfect and my daughter will be wearing the shoes all over campus next month. If needed, I’m pretty sure that they could also be used in a crime scene as evidence since my fingerprints came off with the glue on the shoe. Oh, I also can only type with one finger right now because my phone does not recognize my finger tips on any other finger so this review took 38 minutes to type. So anyway, how’s your Monday going? In summary, five stars and no need for witness protection, my identity was removed with the glue.