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So Much Butthurt!
These delicious hell bears deserve a special place in dantes' inferno for what they did to me and my poor toilet. The unspeakable noises I created whilst under the spell of these demon gummies cannot be reproduced by any known creature or device. The farts are even worse. I scared the cat. The dog ran away. My family has disowned me. I can only hope I can convince some other poor soul to take the rest of the five lb. Bag in hopes of passing along this monkey paw curse I brought upon myself.
January 2015 · Unknown · verified purchase