Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Applied for an amazon credit card and got approved for $130,000..... It was a no brainer, I ordered this tv on the spot and after taxes I bought $400 worth of batteries cause I read the reviews and knew that crap doesn't come with any for the remote! *update 1* So I got my first bill today, minimum payment due of $5000! Dang try didn't tell me I would have to pay so much each month but it's worth it and though it's a lot it will be paid off faster then expected! *update 2* So I just found out that $4557.83 went to pay interest and the remaining $442.17 was applied to the principle. What ever I still have the TV!!! *update 3* So it's been 10 months and I just got a letter stating my house is going into foreclosure, I've had to resort to dumpster diving for food, my wife left me and took our two kids (fortunately I sold all our valuables, furniture, and assets to make the first 4 payments before she left) but I just got a letter from Samsung saying that they will reduce my monthly payment $4850 dollars a month if I will give them 3 organs and or body parts out of a list of 20. I signed immediately and now have 24 hours to make my selection. *update 4* I have decided to go with a kidney, my left arm, and my testicles. I mean I only need one kidney, my right arm to change the channel, and well I already got two kids so why do I need anymore. Looks like I can finally get cable and the hbo package! *update 5* Divorce is final, and I've been court ordered to pay $800 a month in child support. Guess no more hbo package :-(