Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

It is so difficult to purchase clothes online, I never look like the damn model who is advertising it. I guess, if you read the small print it says she is 5'9 and 105 pounds. This must be why mine doesn't fit the same or look as cute. I pictured myself in a pair of ripped jeans, long blond hair, tan body, leaning up against an outside bar holding a glass of wine-man I looked good. When the shirt arrived and I actually tried it on....it was a whole different story. There I stood at 5'2, 160 pds, chest 38 DD with the shirt and only my underwear on. This was not as cute as the model because I am not tan, and my hair looks like Donald Trumps. I did put pants on and this did help the overall look. The X-large is long enough to cover the zipper on your pants, its loose and doesn't show any fat rolls. The material is thin and I feel a tank top is required underneath. There is a slit in the front and this is okay I guess-I don't really understand the point of it. The tie in the front could be considered a choking hazard. If you are short and have thicker thighs, the tie can catch between your upper thighs when you are walking and this creates tension which pulls on your neck. It is a risk I am willing to take but when it happens and you must pull the tie from between your thighs it's similar to watching a magician pull handkerchief from his sleeve. I bought three different colors the colors are a bit off.