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My boyfriend now identifies as a burrito.
The blanket is much lighter weight and thinner than I expected, but that's perfect because I bought this for him during summer.
One of the first things I noticed was how soft this blanket is. It's almost as if someone took all the chinchillas, bunnies, and kittens on the planet, slathered them in Shea Butter, and had them sit under heat before gently rinsing it off, and then promptly told them all to go home because they're still not soft enough to compare to this blanket. One of my cats may be plotting its demise as we speak because I find myself petting this blanket instead of him.
This first thing my boyfriend did upon receiving it was wrap himself from head to toe and lay on the couch yelling, "I'm a burrito!" excitedly. I called my teenage son into the living room to come eat the burrito I made him and he had to do a double take because he honestly thought I had made a 6 foot tortilla just to see if he could eat it.
It was nothing short of hysterical.
My boyfriend can usually be found covered happily in his tortilla blanket, or wrapping one (or more) of our pups in it telling them that he's going to eat them. They do not enjoy this nearly as much as he does.
The only downside to this blanket is that now my boyfriend has unrealistic expectations of my sewing abilities, as he keeps insisting the he NEEDS pajamas that look like ground beef, cheese, and sour cream...
He doesn't even wear pajamas.
Long story short; this is an excellent blanket for anyone that's ever existed anywhere.
July 2019 · Home and Kitchen · verified purchase