Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

My wife left me for a yogi man. Apparently he can do things I just couldn't (touch his toes I'm assuming). I just purchased this yoga mat with the hopes that I one day too could be as good as Cameron. The mat is true in every way, unlike my ex-wife. Although it does a superb job of whisking away the droplet's of sweat that fall from head, it does little for the tears that fall from my face. If you're worried about the plushness of this product fear not, It is perfect to lay down on the backseat of your '03 GMC yukon, which I cam currently living out of. I ordered the color Grey because lets be honest, nothing matters anymore. I would like to thank the maker of this mat for helping me get back on my feet.