Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

No review needed, see story for context. Happily received package thinking today is the day my dogs shall meet their match. Opens package like its Christmas already. Notices bottle is smaller than expected, oh well. Runs to kitchen and reads direction. Finds old bottle of Myers and just pours it out. Opens the demonic orange nuclear chemical warfare weapon thing. Takes a whiff. What the hell? This barely smells like anything. Whatever... pours about less than 1/12 of the bottle in the spray bottle and mixes it with steaming hot water. Throw dogs out. Sprays rigorously around the house, making sure every single piss spot is engaged. 5 Minutes Later. Nothing. I got ripped off again, runs downstairs to get iPad to leave angry review of angry Demonic orange on amazon. Crap! Forgot my charger. Runs back upstairs. 10 minutes later. I open my basement door to get upstairs into my living room. Living smells as if it has been nuked with a bomb made of orange extracts. No seriously, I sprayed one area of my home and I am about 2 floors up and the smell of orange is so overwhelming that I’ve had to open a window. 15 minutes later. Runs outside to let dogs in and sees neighbor outside. Neighbor asks if I’m making some kind of orange juice because she’s never smelled such a potent orange smell emanating from a seemlingly normal house. I laugh as I shall never reveal my secret. Let’s dogs in. Dogs come, writhe in misery and whimper at their impending doom and sure defeat. They fall and begin pledging allegiance to my new kingdom of orange. The anti-piss has come and I as a believer have a seat at the right hand of his throne. Happy customer and will order much more. PS - No animals were harmed, they’re fine. They’re just avoiding remarking the area our little friend has claimed which is a win/win. I don’t have to clean doggy pee 24-7 anymore and I get to keep my sanity so doggies can still have a nice stable home in this cold weather :).