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You're not seriously reading the reviews for Animal Butt Magnets, are you?
These are animal butts with magnets. If you hold them close to a metal surface, some magical force just snatches the ass right out of your hand with a *PLINK*. I sometimes spend 10 minutes pulling the ass off the fridge, and letting the magical forces of science snap the ass right back on the fridge door. Ass goes on, ass goes off, ass goes on...
You could even print out photos of animal asses from the Internet and use these animal ass magnets to pin them to your fridge. How meta is that?
Some of my friends come over and find that the animal butt magnets are a real gas. Other friends give me judgmental looks and sigh loudly. Is that really the magnet's fault?
But at the end of the day, if you're in the market for a magnet that looks like the posterior of a wild African beast, your options are limited to pretty much this. So maybe you just need to get new friends.
March 2013 · Home and Kitchen · verified purchase