Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Bought these because I smelled the scent once so I thought “Hey I’d love to smell like this indefinitely and maybe for the remainder of my time on Earth!” Nowhere would they sell 4 entire bottles of Harry’s Men’s Body Wash - Shiso! That would be outrageous! Come on! ... Yet here we are... And now I can’t stop buying the 4 packs! I don’t even use the body wash anymore. The bottles themselves serve the purpose of being both the infrastructure and insulation of my entire house - which is really just a shed that my wife banished me to because I spent all of our savings on recurring purchases of Harry’s Men’s Body Wash - Shiso (4 pack). I plan to expand and create an entire kingdom dedicated to the Harry’s Men’s Body Wash - Shiso (4 pack), so please, brothers, join me. P.S. Jessica if you’re reading this, please let me come home. I won’t spend hours in the bathroom like before, filling the bathtub with body wash and only body wash and turning the lights off while basking in the sweet aroma of Harry’s Men’s Body Wash - Shiso (4 pack). If you must know, this is more than an addiction or a fad. It’s my legacy. If my payment for returning home is giving up on what is truly my destiny, so be it. But just know, deep down, that it is you, Jessica, YOU who tampers with the pages of time now. It is YOU, Jessica, who must suffer whatever consequences that toying with destiny shall bring. ALL HAIL HARRY’S MEN’S BODY WASH - SHISO (4 PACK)!