Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

Saw an add for these bad boys while I was hammered one night and I, being the inebriated idiot I was that evening, thought "Yo, lemme nab a pair of them fresh looking mfers." I wake up the next morning and to my dismay, I find an email from Amazon letting hungover me know that the pair of rubber boots drunk me blew 75 stripper coupons on is well on its way. Anyways, its a brand new day with a brand new hangover and they've finally arrived. While I had fully intended on returning these before even receiving the pair, I honestly gotta say, THESE ARE SOME FRESH LOOKING MFERS.