Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

November 12th, 2014. The day my life changed forever. Thirty bucks for a pair of underwear? No freaking chance. But after a night of heavy drinking and online shopping I figured what the heck and pulled the trigger. The next day they arrived and I tossed them in with the laundry. Pulled them out and tried them on while still warm, HOLY SMOKES, like eating your first Frito right off the assembly line. Absolute perfection. Something I had been missing over my entire 29 year old life had now been found. A single tear of bliss rolled down my cheek as I had just found the holy grail of mens underwear. The best description I can give is "Michelangelo's angel hanging from your belt cradling the boys with its little cherubic hands". I immediately started the fire pit out front of my suburban home and burnt all of my other underwear while my neighbors shielded their children from the site of a man wearing only Saxx while burning a giant pile of tighty whities. Seriously the best purchase thus far in my life. A huge upgrade. When I walk past the "department store" all cotton brands, I weep for the men that will buy them and never experience pure bliss.