Bests & Worsts Reviews from Amazon

There are few moments in my existence that I could say have changed my life. But in those moments, I could really feel something. To feel is an incredible thing as a human: it’s what separates us from robots and zombies, it’s what drives us, and it’s what makes life worth living. I remember where I was when the smell hit me for the first time: a mere 18-year-old who was lost in the world without a friend, without a purpose, and without a girlfriend. In a world full of uncertainty that one smell became truth to me, and that truth was: this is no ordinary candle. That candle was Capri Blue’s Volcano, which is one of the greatest creations ever--comparable to mankind, penicillin, and the iPhone. Capri Blue is a candle-making company based out of the great candle-making state of Mississippi. Since the discovery of smell as a scent, Capri Blue has been mastering the art of good smells that captivate and enslave your nostrils without apology. Since my first purchase of the candle, my life has started to improve significantly: I have made friends, my grades have improved, and my dad finally told me that he is proud of me. Obviously, this can only be the result of Capri Blue’s Volcano. The scent is so addicting I may need to check into a rehabilitation center for it. In fact, I would give up my firstborn son--without hesitation--for a lifetime supply of the candle. The greatest mystery surrounding the volcano candle is: how do they do it? How do they get the smell of a volcano in every candle? Also, where in Mississippi are there volcanoes? Do they travel all the way to Hawaii or Mexico to do research--and if so, are they hiring? Although the candle is good, nothing is perfect. For instance, I am still single and have not met Scarlett Johansson yet. If the candle came with a girlfriend and a meet-and-greet pass for Scarlett Johansson, then I would have no problem saying that the candle is perfect. If you enjoy this candle, you might also like heaven. Heaven is a place that smells like volcano candles everywhere, serves ice cream for every meal, and is, overall, a pleasant place to be. So if you want to experience the last scent that the people of Pompeii smelled before doom fell over them, purchase Capri Blue’s Volcano Candle.