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Washes your a hole a okay
not much to say. sprays a high powered jet of water in, at and around your nooks and crannies. my recommendation would be to give yourself a quick wipe to knock off the stalactites and stalagmites, power wash your corn hole and then give it a finish pass to get all the drips, drops and anything that may still be lurking under the mountainous terrain of hemorrhoids that have built up over the years. the cold water is rather soothing but if you're a pansy, get a warm water model. Water pressure could peel the barnacles off of a cruise ship, so be careful Edit: I've been powerwashing my posterior for a year and a half with great results. I don't blow through half a roll of toilet paper in a single sitting anymore, so it has definitely paid for itself many times over, but I've still found the nozzle to be a little too concentrated and turning the knob slightly more than you should could result in what I'm guessing could be considered a low colonic. If you crank the water up and point just the right way, you'll know what I'm talking about. Other than that, I've found that diet plays a role in how functional this can be. Don't expect 100% the first shot after a night of stromboli rolls or churrascaria, you'll need to have a couple of goes at it with a little spot check in between. My OCD is to the level that, I'm probably the only bidet owner in the world that can still clog his toilet with TP despite having this contraption - strombolis don't help with that either. I've tried models from other brands and their jets seem far less invasive, but for the money, I really can't complain. If this one goes (no pun intended), I'll probably level up to one that doesn't want to rip my skin off. But on a good note, if you've got hemorrhoids, this thing will either reduce the swelling and irritation from wiping or it'll waterjet those puppies right off of your body - not sure which one happens, but it's definitely worth looking into if you're one of the many with those little PITA. Coronavirus edit: I'm glad people in America are finally embracing these things. Sometimes it takes a pandemic to change a centuries old way of thinking. While the hoarders are busy wiping with napkins, paper towels, dirty dish rags, old socks and carpet samples, sophisticated folks are finally enjoying a clean cornhole for the first time in their lives. I'm glad I jumped ahead of the curve 2 years ago. I, like many, was reluctant until that fateful evening of a hemorrhoid that just wouldn't quit and a rectum that damn near killed 'em. Since then, I've used the travel model as well and have had very little issues despite business travel and overeating slowly putting me into an early grave.
March 2018 · Tools and Home Improvement · verified purchase
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